Have you seen me lately?


Sure, you could track my book's success using a bestseller list. Bravo, Archimedes. While you're at it, why not derive its popularity with an abacus and planispheric astrolabe? Thanks to the Internet, there's a new way to measure my literary influence: documenting every sighting of my book, around the world, forever.

To get started, make sure you have created an account, then simply upload your photos to flickr, tag them with "makemeamerica," and watch as we replace these jokers in the annals of cultural history. Then geotag your photos so the rest of humanity can quiver in fear at our unchecked expansion. Your move, U.N. Security Council.

Stephen Colbert

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